Why should High Brow fashion hog all the glory? As if glamour can only exist where champagne flows, and people pretend to know art.
Please. I’ve proven time and again that even the most unapologetically low-brow moments deserve greatness. Sweatpants? Absolutely—if they match the sweatshirt with the precision of a Kanye runway. Low-brow fashion isn’t a free-for-all; it’s a science, an equation, an art form so challenging that some argue it’s harder to master than High Brow itself (not me, no category is challenging for me to master).
Only you can decide whether you’re ready for that level of brilliance. Browse my collection below. Step into the sacred realm of Low Brow couture. Embrace the version of yourself you always suspected you were: a Low Brow legend in the making.
When shopping at your local hardware store, consider pairing a pair of white sneaks with a black baseball cap.
Winter is the perfect time to accent your outerwear with an egg or two.
Never forget, when in a windwosill, boots are best.
I call this look "Black Butte"
Say you're at a winery and want to talk shop
But then you realize you gotta bounce
An excellent display of how to wear Communal Table Orange
Sometimes you need a hip but comfortable outfit that works with a breakdance event in a tent....nailed it!
Simple black is the ultimate low brow eating uniform
Rolled in sleeves became a thing in 1600's Paris. Finger guns became a thing in the 1900's. I became a thing in 1981.
Want to get shit on by a bird? This is your ticket.
Don't be afraid to show a little leg
You're probably not ready for this look
Mexican gator cruise attire, check!
